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Posted: October 25, 2016 in Uncategorized

She sits alone like she always does. No family comes to visit, no soldiers for religion, not even a doctor anymore. Just the men who bring her food, and that’s only done on occasion

Nurses used to try talking to her though, but that only lasted a few days. It would seem to an outsider that this was an extremely mistreated young woman. Quiet, unassuming, a Blank face that had cried out all its tears long ago, she waited on her metal hospital bed for malnutrition to take her into whatever plane of being might exist beyond this one.

But in actuality, the real reason no one seems to love this girl is due to her fixation with biting our eyeballs and sticking her fingers into their brain matter. Just like she did to her family.

Cascading, torrential turbulenceLike the drowning of fireflies.

Blips of illumination,

Swallowed by the waves

and followed by lacunae
All the pulsars and nebulae,

They all fade out, and so shall I.

But what comes in the after?

A cliched sea of empty?

Meeting all the fireflies?
Dubious in all our expressions,

In all our children of the soul.

These are our works of art

Attempting conveyance and control
But we’ll never understand the spirit

Not it’s heights, nor its limits.

But, incessantly, we’ll attempt:
Loving ’till the end is nigh

Making ’till our bodies die.

Will we fade like the firefly?


Finality is a lie.

It’s been twelve years since Japan’s last Godzilla film. Final Wars, the ridiculously campy but enjoyable film of 2004 was meant to be the last Goji film for at least ten years. Toho kept their promise and made us wait, until Gareth Edwards’ American reboot was released two years ago.

I think that film may have created many new fans in the U.S. Either that, or more people like the Gorilla Whale than I thought. The theater for Shin-Godzilla in OKC was packed yesterday. That was honestly the first time I had trouble finding a seat within a theatre.

It would be awesome if everyone there was actually a long time fan of the saga, as well as if they were new fans as a result of the American reboot. But part of me thinks they were there to enjoy but still poke fun at “a guy in a rubber monster suit”. If that’s the case, then I’m sort of pissed, because this wasn’t a campy film at all.

But how does it fare in comparison to the American remake?

For starters, it’s much darker. Death and destruction are more rampant, the world’s reaction is more believable, and the politics are in total turmoil over what to do about the monster. I’m not Japanese, but I still get it – the recent nuclear meltdown, natural disasters, foreign policy, etc. The dynamic between America is perhaps the most interesting aspect where the humans are concerned. Japan’s leaders are all indecisive bureaucratic old men in the film, who initially contact countries such as Germany, France, and the United States for help to eradicate Godzilla. Naturally, there are interpolitical conflicts between Japan and America over what to do. America wants to drop a nuke on the monster after evacuating Japan, but the Japanese don’t want their homeland destroyed by something with even more destructive power than the monster itself. One character even says, “Man is more terrifying than Godzilla.”

Deep stuff! Especially for a Godzilla film made after 1954.

The second thing that sets this apart from the American version is, believe it or not, the special effects. I just couldn’t believe my eyes – Toho finally outdid Hollywood with CGI and motion capture. Godzilla goes through four different life stages, evolving in a way similar to the monster Hedorah from the Showa series. While it’s an innovative idea that makes this Goji incarnation different than all the rest, the second form could have been rendered much more effectively in design. I liked the idea, but a lot of people in the theater laughed when his “slug form” first makes landfall.

The fourth and final form, which shares the basic body type of the Godzillas in other films, is fantastic though. I actually think it was beautiful. More menacing and cool than he’s looked in all the films put together. It’s like the 1954 design, but more hardened and rotten looking. He literally bleeds radioactive blood and pieces of his flesh all over the place. His behavior matches the original version as well. No emotions, no facial expressions, just a moving atomic bomb that does nothing but walk and kill. I really like this aspect of the creature (he’s like a zombie Godzilla), but I can understand how some fans might have wanted him to show more character. He still could have been an evil God incarnate if the Fx guys had given him facial expressions, but that might have made him less imposing in my opinion.

But the things this Godzilla can do make this film the strangest kaiju film I have ever seen. Constantly evolving, bleeding, and unleashing never before seen weapons from his body make him drastically different than any Goji we’ve seen before. The only things this one really has in common with the older Godzillas are his body shape and his attitude. Other than that, Shin Godzilla is almost an entirely different creature. The 2014 American reboot was closer to the older Japanese installments than this one in terms of the creature, and no film since the American version of 1998 has so drastically changed the character.

Even so, it’s still Godzilla, and it’s the best version yet. I won’t spoil anything (though I already knew of the monster’s differences via Internet leaks long before seeing this movie yesterday, so I’m sure most fans already know what to expect), but be prepared to be pleasantly surprised by some of the things this beast can do.

After about 30 minutes of some pretty well directed tension with the human characters, sparced with brief cutaways of Godzilla done in just the right amount, shit starts to get real. A nighttime battle sequence is shown between America, Japan, and the monster.

Best scene in a Godzilla movie.

Period. Just see it for yourself.

After this, however, the plot drags on with all the politicians and the military trying to figure out what to do. While interesting in concept, their dialogue eventually reaches some incredibly boring moments. About an hour of them. And it’s not like other Godzilla films where the problem may have been not enough dialogue – it’s WAY too much dialogue. There’s hardly any moments of silence when a human is shown, which honestly makes it look like the characters are all hopped up on drugs or something. No tension, no silent pondering, no tense moments of apprehension. Just talking and running. And, as usual in the Goji films, when a Japanese person in this film speaks English, it just sounds awful. I don’t mean the accent or anything like that, I just mean that it sounds like the actors literally only learned a few sentences of English during this movie’s production. It should have either been all in Japanese or only a couple of English sentences when the characters are conversing with America. Instead, about a third (or half) of the dialogue is in English, and it just hit the ear wrong with me. The way this film’s actors were directed wasn’t nearly as good as the way they were in the 2014 movie, or even the sometimes ridiculous ones of the 1970s.

Still, it’s a great story – just a little too much going on at once.

After about an hour of all that, the film reaches its third act with an impressive joint operation between Japan and the States against Godzilla. The way it’s done is the most original idea the military has ever had in a Godzilla film. It involves a lot of different tactics, and I refuse to spoil it, but I will say that it involves trains and bio weapons, among many other things.

The music in the movie is phenomenal. Hearing Akira Ifukube’s original themes again, laced with slightly altered versions of them, was a real treat. Sometimes, electric guitar is used, much like in Godzilla: Final Wars, and while it is tolerable, it isn’t very impressive. The riffs in Final Wars were much more interesting and complex, but give me an orchestra for a Kaiju film anyday anyway.

So, despite some of my complaints, can you tell what I think of this film?

Gold. Pure gold. The best Godzilla film since the original. And while the original was better made and more thought out, it’s still not as enjoyable to watch as Shin Godzilla. Call me a heretic, but I freaking love this movie.

9 out of 10

BTW…his atomic breath alone makes this movie worth watching.